Funny Headlines

Since I really have nothing to exciting to post, I thought I'd post this e-mail I received. I do find great fascination in noting errors in the written word. I may seriously pursue a career in editing after I graduate. Anyway, enjoy these headlines! (You may have to read them a couple of times to see why they are funny.)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead